I don't have a social network where friends don't follow me. SO... here are my secrets.

4th March 2013

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PLOT TWIST

My roommate is sleeping.

Oh wait…not a plot twist at all because SHE IS ALWAYS ASLEEP!

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21st February 2013

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you’re not sorry

I really wasn’t mad when you canceled our netflix date. you said “He wants to go to the bar to watch the end of the game. There’s only like 15 minutes left so we probably wont be there long. I’ll still text you during the game.” I told you it was up to you and I meant it, I wasn’t trying to make you pick sides. But then you didn’t text me until over 20 minutes later and said “Sorry about tonight” but the game was already over by the time you even got there and now you’re just drinking and talking to some guy you happened to run into there that you went to high school with and hardly texting me at all. You don’t really have the right to say sorry because you CHOSE to go instead of keep plans with me. I don’t care that you chose that but now the entire situation has changed and you’re trying to say sorry for a decision you chose to make. You weren’t forced to go, you weren’t obligated. You don’t have the right to say sorry and I’m pissed about that and only that.

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19th January 2013

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Dear New Roommate:

I get that its January and the weather might be screwing with your health but seriously…

get up and blow your nose!

Tagged: dear new roommateroommate problemsnew roommatedorm lifesemorunny nosecold season

4th April 2012

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I don’t know

I don’t know if you are actually taking me seriously or not, but at least I said something. 

I hope we stay friends. Really bad.

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11th March 2012

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yeah whatever.

I asked you if you wanted to hang out tonight like three hours ago and you said you were figuring out dinner plans but you’d let me know. and now you text me saying you’re going to your boyfriends tonight because you need to get out of your house cause you’re going to have a panic attack. umm excuse me but you couldnt get out of your house by hanging out with me? what the fuck. i’m tired of being a back up plan to everyone.

27th February 2012

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that feeling

of being pushed aside and replaced is the worst fucking feeling in the world.

It makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry for like an hour.

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6th February 2012

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“I can’t go…

I need to get some work done” Then your boyfriend tries to sneak out and tun so I can’t see him…

Mature.

24th January 2012

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Well

Guess I’m not seeing you this weekend.

You would think you could just make slight modifications to plans so you could hang out with me on a day I would actually be here.

Guess it was too much to ask.

Tagged: sadfriendsgoing out of town sucks

22nd January 2012

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That was either

the best or worst thing ever.

Sooooo awkward.

Maybe you should get your lovin’ on in the room where there is no roommate to worry about.

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9th January 2012

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lol

so fingers crossed that when I texted that you were a hater, you aren’t actually being a hater and are just in the shower or something.

Don’t want to seem foolish!

Tagged: I don't use hater in everyday languageI sweartextingfoolish