I love you...but lesbehonest

PLOT TWIST

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 15:46:24 -0500

My roommate is sleeping.

Oh wait…not a plot twist at all because SHE IS ALWAYS ASLEEP!

you're not sorry

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 01:35:03 -0500

I really wasn’t mad when you canceled our netflix date. you said “He wants to go to the bar to watch the end of the game. There’s only like 15 minutes left so we probably wont be there long. I’ll still text you during the game.” I told you it was up to you and I meant it, I wasn’t trying to make you pick sides. But then you didn’t text me until over 20 minutes later and said “Sorry about tonight” but the game was already over by the time you even got there and now you’re just drinking and talking to some guy you happened to run into there that you went to high school with and hardly texting me at all. You don’t really have the right to say sorry because you CHOSE to go instead of keep plans with me. I don’t care that you chose that but now the entire situation has changed and you’re trying to say sorry for a decision you chose to make. You weren’t forced to go, you weren’t obligated. You don’t have the right to say sorry and I’m pissed about that and only that.

Dear New Roommate:

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:41:59 -0500

I get that its January and the weather might be screwing with your health but seriously…

get up and blow your nose!

I don't know

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 13:39:52 -0400

I don’t know if you are actually taking me seriously or not, but at least I said something.

I hope we stay friends. Really bad.

yeah whatever.

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 20:27:52 -0400

I asked you if you wanted to hang out tonight like three hours ago and you said you were figuring out dinner plans but you’d let me know. and now you text me saying you’re going to your boyfriends tonight because you need to get out of your house cause you’re going to have a panic attack. umm excuse me but you couldnt get out of your house by hanging out with me? what the fuck. i’m tired of being a back up plan to everyone.

that feeling

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 01:16:13 -0500

of being pushed aside and replaced is the worst fucking feeling in the world.

It makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry for like an hour.

"I can't go...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:48:43 -0500

I need to get some work done” Then your boyfriend tries to sneak out and tun so I can’t see him…

Mature.

Well

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:57:50 -0500

Guess I’m not seeing you this weekend.

You would think you could just make slight modifications to plans so you could hang out with me on a day I would actually be here.

Guess it was too much to ask.

That was either

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:05:07 -0500

the best or worst thing ever.

Sooooo awkward.

Maybe you should get your lovin’ on in the room where there is no roommate to worry about.

lol

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:34:31 -0500

so fingers crossed that when I texted that you were a hater, you aren’t actually being a hater and are just in the shower or something.

Don’t want to seem foolish!

I feel like

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 16:23:41 -0500

I can’t ever please all my friends at the same time.

Someone is always pissed. Or upset. Or wondering if I’m upset.

Sometimes I feel like yelling “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

and then go into hiding for like 3 days.

Is this normal?

Somehow

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:56:30 -0500

You make me look like an idiot. every time.

I swear

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:25:32 -0500

If all you talk about is how your boyfriend hasn’t proposed all night, I will punch a baby.

Most of the time

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 00:38:27 -0500

I feel like I’m bothering you.

I can't tell

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:04:14 -0500

If I don’t care you disappeared the last night before break because I’m so happy finals are over and I understand you want alone time, or I just… don’t care.

Like the bad don’t care.

I don’t think this post makes sense.

Oh and another thing

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 01:42:41 -0500

Don’t complain about how you don’t think you studied enough and then sit there talking the entire time, and look up videos on youtube teaching you how to fucking dougie.

You’re annoying me.

I might as well

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 01:39:12 -0500

be a lesbian. Because I can’t get anyone else.

PS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your awkward head petting is awkward. Some of us already feel like we are going to vomit, you don’t need to help induce it more.

Once Upon A Time...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 00:04:32 -0500

whydidyouhavetofollowme:

I had a Tumblr. It was a great Tumblr full of pictures of shirtless dudes, inappropriate commentary on life and angry rants directed towards friends and family that I could no longer express elsewhere because THEY FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE. Tumblr was my haven. Now, the main people that I needed to hate on my Tumblr have FOUND MY TUMBLR. So this is now my venting space. Feel free to join me.

Oh hey bitch

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:28:01 -0500

Fuck you

My and my roommate’s lives.

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 22:09:20 -0500

My and my roommate’s lives.