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If all you talk about is how your boyfriend hasn’t proposed all night, I will punch a baby.
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You drunk texting me so you can hook up with my best friend.
First of all, I can’t make him do anything. He’s a big boy and would be dating you if he had any interest.
Second of all, when I don’t help you, don’t try to hook up with me instead. You’re gay. I don’t think I have the parts you are desiring at the moment.
And my roommate doesn’t want to partake either.