I don't have a social network where friends don't follow me. SO... here are my secrets.

22nd January 2012

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That was either

the best or worst thing ever.

Sooooo awkward.

Maybe you should get your lovin’ on in the room where there is no roommate to worry about.

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13th December 2011

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I might as well

be a lesbian.  Because I can’t get anyone else. 

PS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your awkward head petting is awkward.  Some of us already feel like we are going to vomit, you don’t need to help induce it more.

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